Kim Kardashian Is Engaged!

Sorry, fellas. Kim Kardashian is officially off the market! After a relatively short (but long in Kardashian terms—hiya, Khlomar!) six months of dating, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries popped the question to Kim, E! News confirms. As one would expect, it was a proposal—and ohdeargodareyouforreal—a ring befitting the reality princess. "Words can't describe how happy we are!" Kim told E! News exclusively. "Omggggggg!!!!!!!!" she wrote on her blog earlier today. "It's true! I couldn't be happier! Thank you guys for all of the sweet messages!!! I finally found my missing puzzle piece, I'm complete! The proposal took place one week »