Watch Beyoncé's Full 'Party' Video

If the 30-second teaser for Beyoncé's "Party" video got you in the mood to buy neon-colored lipstick and eyeshadow and decorate your apartment with inflatable pool toys, then the full video (released today, shown below) will make you want to pack up all your American Apparel clothing, CLEAN OUT your nearest party store, rent all the rooms in the cheapest motel you can find, and take your steak knives to the pillows in celebration of just...celebration! Truly, this video will leave you dying to re-create a party so similarly extraordinary that no one will care when one of the gas grills goes up in flames, or think it's peculiar that guest is willingly mowing the grass. Also: FANNY PACKS! Give them all a protein shake because they're coming back.