Ashton Kutcher in Men's Health: I Won't Change!

Kim Kardashian and Ashton Kutcher really need to work on their timing.
Both recent divorcees are featured in the December issues of magazines, spouting ironic statements about life and love. In Marie Claire, gushes over her marriage to Kris Humphries. And now in Men's Health, Kutcher talks about relationships in general.

"I could never be with a woman who felt like she needed to change me," says the now-single actor, adding: "The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”

Kutcher does admit to one fault, at least, although it had nothing to do with his philandering ways.

“I would just like a woman someday, somewhere, at some point in my life to say to me, ‘You’re a great listener,'" he says. "Haven’t heard it yet, and that’s a superior compliment to get from a woman. But I’m going to work on it."