Celeb GOSSIP » Charlie Sheen's Going to Be Roasted on Comedy Central

Charlie Sheen is going to be the next Comedy Central "roastee!" And, of course, the attention-hungry star couldn't be more excited.

“You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while ... It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic," he said in a statement (via TMZ).

The event will definitely be hilarious and totally off the wall, and even the network is just a bit leery -- or at least they're pretending to be. "Charlie has assured us that nothing will be off limits in this Roast… which scares even us," a Comedy Central said.

The roast will go down in LA on Semptember 10, and air September 19 -- the same night Two and a Half Men is scheduled to go back on the air without him. That's probably just one big coincidence.